Okay, so I’ve been contributing to a lot of presents and eating a lot of birthday cakes in the past month or so. I’ve probably celebrated more birthdays in this late-September to Octor period than I have in other months of the year.
So digging into the deep recesses of my mind, I found what little biology knowledge I had that says the human gestation period is between 9 to 10 months. Working back from September-October birthdays, I made an incredible discovery!
If you’re born in the September-October period, it’d mean you’ve been.. erm.. conceived during the December-January period. The many birthdays during the September-October period suggests that many parents have been rather.. hrm.. productive during the December-January.
Since December-January is the holiday seasons, when we have both Christmas and New Year, times of partying and merry-making. So, the above-mentioned parents could have simply been a little less responsible after perhaps a little too much to drink.
This entry has been brought to you by the letters L – O – L. Please don’t be offended if you’re a September or October baby. We still love you.