Sakae : Ichiban
thin slices of salmon : generous slices of salmon
boring sushi : cool inventions
some machine made sushi : all hand made in front of you
served by the waiter/waitress : your sushi is served by the chef if you’re seated at the counter. Be entertained!
shouting staff : talking staff
No cake : cheesecake!
I feel cheated : Hmm…enjoyable.